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UPPEAR.  Get it, because it's not a date, it's a pear.  I was going to go with aplomb smuggler but thought it too wordy.

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    Popular Comments:

TimothyEdgar . 2018-10-17 12:38:23
https://i.imgur.com/qFOv83B.gif
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ThisIsNoCave . 2018-10-17 12:38:32
Show him your boner, and you'll be officially even.
4 2
DeadnCold . 2018-10-17 12:38:50
So no lemon parties? That's a relief.
9 0
BreakMeOffaPiece . 2018-10-17 12:39:09
+1 for creative vocabulary alone
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cheezeweazel . 2018-10-17 12:40:09
https://i.imgur.com/NDYZTTE.jpg
886 1
stopitcharlesgetoutofmyhead . 2018-10-17 12:40:50
https://i.imgur.com/LrAVn7T.jpg
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 12:41:04
We are yet young men.
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idonotthinkitownswhatyouthinkitowns . 2018-10-17 12:41:09
"I'm sorry about the other night. I was deep in dis pear." - neighbour probably
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JuicusMaximustheThird . 2018-10-17 12:41:32
Very eloquently put. Also, thank you. It isn't everyday that one may see an update to any post. +1
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 12:42:02
GOD DAMMIT. You got the best line on the post. I gotta give props.
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UserNameWasNotTaken . 2018-10-17 12:44:10
Six packs neighbors are great neighbors. Funny, I was wondering what he was on a couple days ago, when you posted.
33 1
TheQuietHunter . 2018-10-17 12:44:15
Not gonna judge this guy, even if this is weird as fuck.
79 1
DarthVadersBigBluePenguin . 2018-10-17 12:44:27
That's a new best friend if I ever heard of one.
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MatthewSchneiderIII . 2018-10-17 12:45:11
Some of those phrases belong in a museum.
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 12:53:05
I don't need a dominance display. There are no masters, gods, or kings when the grief boner comes.
12 0
Boulder81 . 2018-10-17 12:56:09
I like the sound of your jib http://i.imgur.com/MbkGVIf.gif
14 1
Erren . 2018-10-17 13:30:08
A new pearsonal best for you!
14 1
Tlaxxil . 2018-10-17 13:31:18
Your post doesn't have any PEAR-ity to it
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beechundmoan . 2018-10-17 13:38:27
"budgie-smuggling" is probably now my favourite euphemism. I endeavour to make use of it today.
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beechundmoan . 2018-10-17 13:39:40
.
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bolobass . 2018-10-17 13:44:45
Genius
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scorntwist . 2018-10-17 13:45:05
http://i.imgur.com/3DUi6nF.gif
8 1
beechundmoan . 2018-10-17 13:45:36
was there a squid in dis pear, by chance?
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thelordalmightydog . 2018-10-17 13:54:50
i'll be honest, i have major pilly willy whenever i take molly so props to him for actually maintaining a hard-on
14 1
Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 13:55:30
Just bosc'ing in his glory.
25 2
IRateYourChristmasSelfies . 2018-10-17 13:56:19
This. If anything, he's definitely in a position where he needs a friend.
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 13:57:19
Considering our location that shit was probably stomped on like it bit a curb.
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blenn . 2018-10-17 13:59:22
+1 for "moaning erect"
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tizziocaio . 2018-10-17 14:04:36
but that neighbor got his dick sucked or not?
8 4
ThisUsernameIsRegisteredToMe . 2018-10-17 14:15:08
https://i.imgur.com/S99O3Vr.gif
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 14:17:18
And dicot your comment in usersub.
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planeVStankVSsubmarine . 2018-10-17 14:25:10
But you can't get erect on molly?...
4 4
doguapo . 2018-10-17 14:43:53
Great update
1 0
urafunnyguysully . 2018-10-17 14:50:19
http://i.imgur.com/O1FbK.gif
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vonpoofinger1 . 2018-10-17 14:52:22
That is a great story
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houpbajoup . 2018-10-17 15:01:12
Thank you for "weeping with a case of molly cockle chomping a bosc"
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Nonameisthatfrench . 2018-10-17 15:08:09
I didn't swing by his dealer to do a chemical analysis. I'm just reporting what I was told.
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NachoPete . 2018-10-17 15:28:38
Budgies are kind of small too. Better than canary smuggling I guess.
6 0
Waitingforthedarknes . 2018-10-17 15:34:20
Fuck sake +1
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xxBOOPxx . 2018-10-17 15:35:14
Thank you for the follow up!
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