Holy shit this movie was stupid as hell. Everything was so shallow and predictable plus a lot of really impossible and stupid stuff. Like at the end, when she chose not to open the gate to save the dinos. Why in the fucking world didn't she opened the external gate only to vent all the gas out instead to free the dinos from the cages and letting them die?! The volcano sequence, as well as every other action sequence is so unrealistic with so many conveniences for our heroes it hurts to even watch. And can someone please explain me how the fuck they managed to create a fully grown hybrid dino from scratch in mere hours?! And also, how did that newly born dino knew he was suppoed to fake death or sleep when shot with the darts to attract the hunter dude into the cage?! So much bullshit. And what was the point of this movie anyway?! It clearly isn't innovatinig in the action movie or Jurassic Park genre, is it trying to argue something? If that's the point and you wanna see an animals rights movie watch Okja or some shit. That's just bad and I love Chris Pratt.
Jurassic World was bad, this one was the absolute worst that I have ever seen. And it pisses me off that the actors didn't fight to prevent it from being made and that people pay to watch it.
I thought this movie had more good stuff than Jurassic World but more bad also. Its a mixed bag for sure, but I would give it a Good Time On Alcohol Required!
This movie sucked ass, the setup for the movie, and by that I mean the first scene wasn’t that bad, and I like how the beginning sets up this moral dilemma and asks the question of whether or not it’s ethical to to let the dinosaurs just die, but after that it just gets worse and worse, lets get the big elephant in the room out of the way and talk about easily the worst thing about it, the supporting characters, their’s these 2 characters Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard team up with to do this mission and holy shit they were annoying, the girl not as much but the dude definitely is, the dude in this movie, I think his name is Franklin or something, is without the doubt the worst comic relief character I’ve seen in a long time, every word he uttered made me wanna punch him in the face, also once they get off the island the movie becomes even less interesting than it already was, and now we get into the biggest problem, the tone, this movie’s tone is a complete clusterfuck, it tries to take itself seriously but you have so many goofy scenes that are straight out a Saturday morning cartoon, so many times it felt like the scene should’ve been accompanied by Looney Tunes music and cartoon sound effects, and just like the first Jurassic World they introduce a new dinosaur and you don’t care at all, just like with the dinosaur in the first movie they might as well name it the Whogivesashitsarus, and the ending is just infuriating, not necessarily because of what happens, more because of why it happens, in the end this movie was a total dumpster fire, it’s a terribly written movie with annoying characters, cartoony scenarios, bad pacing, a useless twist and an ending that just makes you wanna rage because of how idiotic it is, this is definitely bottom 2 material with the current Jurassic Park movies and I’ve giving it a 2/10
If someone manages to stumble across this wall of jumbled text that has no real structure or a coherent thought process, I’m sorry. After 7 months, I have a lot of things I want to express about this movie and I just want to put my thoughts down.
First off, the characters. The only two characters I enjoyed in the movie are B.D. Wong and Toby Jones’ characters. B.D. Wong has been so enthusiastic about his role in the series it’s hard to not like him. Toby Jones actually looked like he was enjoying playing his role. Plus Goldblum. I almost forgot about him being in this movie, which unfortunately says a lot.
On the other hand, the cinematography was amazing and I really appreciated how they went for a suspenseful/horror vibe. It was just the characters that really ruined it for me, which is a damn shame, because I was hyped as hell for this movie.
And I’m not even a big Jurassic Park/World fan. I didn’t grow up watching Jurassic Park, so I’m not even expecting much. The first movie was pretty good and it holds up extremely well and everything after that for me is just... eh. I liked Jurassic World when it came out because it had an updated cast and some pretty clean visuals but after a while I realized it was the same as all the other movies. So when Fallen Kingdom started being promoted, I was glad and excited to see that they were taking a different direction with this. The final trailer (which spoils the entire movie) got my full attention and actually still holds up as one of my favorite trailers. But the movie was such a letdown because while the movie looked gorgeous and the practicality of it all stood out and the mansion scene held up well suspense wise, the characters and their decisions completely ruined it for me. And that’s coming from me, one who at this point only watches this franchise for visuals and tone. I don’t necessarily care about character motivation or actual story (like I said, it’s all the same to me) but the characters in this movie are legitimately terribly written and are so one dimensional it’s hard to look at from a film enthusiasts standpoint. I’d hate to have Jurassic Park be one of my favorite franchises—like the majority of people here do—and just have this film completely go off the rails in terms of story and characters. I don’t envy you that much, honestly.
Sorry for the long rant in this random review that was released like over half a year ago. I’m bored and I stumbled across this video again since after it came out and I just suddenly needed to get my thoughts out, so sorry for the randomness.
Oh and btw, I enjoyed this movie when it came out. Because I was so hyped for the final act of the film (the mansion), I was just glad I was finally getting it, so I just tuned out everything else. I watched it again with a friend a couple days after and yeah, once I’ve seen it and the hype died down I saw how many flaws reeked throughout.
While I do understand why Chris Stuckmann was disappointed in this movie, I also feel that since he can be a bit of a prick as shown be his reviews of X-Men Origins and Kong: Skull Island that he kind of deserves to be ignored with his opinion on the movie.
This movie is so STUPID. my braincell died watching this shit show. Its a horrible film. This movie ack like a looney toon film. Its so horrible.. what the hell is this film.
Yeah they tried to capture the vipe from the very first movie and copied to many scenes. It wasn t awesome but not bad, for me they still managed to deliver kind of the same spirit as the first one, which I enjoyed.
This one felt too bland for me. Though honestly the whole movie I was in the camp of "Let the dinosaurs just die, it's better off that way" And thinking at the end "Does nobody remember that oh I don't know, traumatic experience where thousands died and many were injured? Does nobody really think about how these things will damage human society?" And the villains were pretty predictable, pretty much got their roles down to a t when they were first introduced.
It was best in it's last act, until the final scene.
I just felt like they stopped trying. Too many forced scenes like the one where the "Paleoveteranarian" (SMH) picks up the gun like she was going to do something and then backs down like the Mercs initiated the threat. All she had to do was nothing. It was as if they were trying to showcase the potential strength a female character can have while, on the flip side, how feminine a man can be and it just came accross as a cheap SJW ploy. Kinda felt half ass. That and all of the incredibly predictable moments had me kinda waiting for the end of the movie instead of anticipating the outcome. I'm not sad I watched it but I'm not interested in ever watching it again.
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First off, the characters. The only two characters I enjoyed in the movie are B.D. Wong and Toby Jones’ characters. B.D. Wong has been so enthusiastic about his role in the series it’s hard to not like him. Toby Jones actually looked like he was enjoying playing his role. Plus Goldblum. I almost forgot about him being in this movie, which unfortunately says a lot.
On the other hand, the cinematography was amazing and I really appreciated how they went for a suspenseful/horror vibe. It was just the characters that really ruined it for me, which is a damn shame, because I was hyped as hell for this movie.
And I’m not even a big Jurassic Park/World fan. I didn’t grow up watching Jurassic Park, so I’m not even expecting much. The first movie was pretty good and it holds up extremely well and everything after that for me is just... eh. I liked Jurassic World when it came out because it had an updated cast and some pretty clean visuals but after a while I realized it was the same as all the other movies. So when Fallen Kingdom started being promoted, I was glad and excited to see that they were taking a different direction with this. The final trailer (which spoils the entire movie) got my full attention and actually still holds up as one of my favorite trailers. But the movie was such a letdown because while the movie looked gorgeous and the practicality of it all stood out and the mansion scene held up well suspense wise, the characters and their decisions completely ruined it for me. And that’s coming from me, one who at this point only watches this franchise for visuals and tone. I don’t necessarily care about character motivation or actual story (like I said, it’s all the same to me) but the characters in this movie are legitimately terribly written and are so one dimensional it’s hard to look at from a film enthusiasts standpoint. I’d hate to have Jurassic Park be one of my favorite franchises—like the majority of people here do—and just have this film completely go off the rails in terms of story and characters. I don’t envy you that much, honestly.
Sorry for the long rant in this random review that was released like over half a year ago. I’m bored and I stumbled across this video again since after it came out and I just suddenly needed to get my thoughts out, so sorry for the randomness.
Oh and btw, I enjoyed this movie when it came out. Because I was so hyped for the final act of the film (the mansion), I was just glad I was finally getting it, so I just tuned out everything else. I watched it again with a friend a couple days after and yeah, once I’ve seen it and the hype died down I saw how many flaws reeked throughout.
I’ll stop ranting now :) Sorry.
This Quote right here that makes me don’t buy the whole Raptor being trained by human thing in Jurassic World
This movie ack like a looney toon film. Its so horrible.. what the hell is this film.
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Though honestly the whole movie I was in the camp of "Let the dinosaurs just die, it's better off that way"
And thinking at the end "Does nobody remember that oh I don't know, traumatic experience where thousands died and many were injured? Does nobody really think about how these things will damage human society?"
And the villains were pretty predictable, pretty much got their roles down to a t when they were first introduced.
It was best in it's last act, until the final scene.